Try not to laugh when you read this post about my birthday ideas for my next birthday because the entire deal is a BIG JOKE. Really, it is. So please don’t take any offence. My wife and I were chatting about what I could do for my thirtieth birthday, and I was lamenting about how I was getting old and was going to die soon, being very sarcastic about my age. Hey thirty is a big number for guys – it means that we are GETTING OLD! Anyways, we decided that we needed to do something for my birthday ideas that could really change things up and poke a bit of fun at death. So for the theme this year, we are making people dress up, like a Halloween party, and the theme, sit back and hold onto your armrests is: PUT THE FUN BACK IN FUNERAL! I thought that for different, unique and hilarious birthday ideas for my 30th big one this would really go over rather well. Even the invitations will be shaped like coffins; there will be a pipe organist, the whole caboodle. It should be the funniest birthday party ideas EVER!